Decided I'd do my first tv review tonight .
AJ comes out to the ring , and we get a recap of her kissing Kane . She tries to explain herself but Vickie Guerrero interrupts to say that everyone is talking about Dolph Ziggler , not AJ . Dolph comes out to say that he is more important . Vickie slaps her after she calls her grandma . Wow AJ looks crazy . And here comes CM Punk . He calls Vickie a repeat artist and the voice of the pointless . And here is our lord and saviour Daniel Bryan ! He calls AJ a mistake and talks about how she will cost Punk and Kane the title . And now we have Sheamus . He says Bryan talks out of his arse fella . And we now have our opening match !
CM Punk & Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan & Dolph Ziggler
This should be good . Punk's British Bulldog-like suplex was cool . Good action so far . I just noticed that John Cena's dad is in the audience . Sheamus is distracted by Vickie and Dolph wins with the roll up . *** After the match AJ attacks Vickie and suddenly Kane comes out . He tries to carry AJ to safety put Punk attacks from behind . Kane lays out both Bryan and Punk in the ring . AJ looks crazy up on the stage .
Well that was a fun first half-hour .
And here's the Funkasaurus . And this time he's on the mic . He wants some competition .
Brodus Clay vs Heath Slater
Not much competion here and it lasts about 15 seconds . SQUASH David Otunga attacks after the match .
Alicia Fox vs Beth Phoenix
Layla on commentary . Beth wins quickly with the glam slam . 1/4*
We get a 'great' moment in raws history and here it's the Muppets guest hosting .
Big Johnny comes out to make a public apology to Vince McMahon . We also get a recap of what happened to Vince . Big Show comes out to say that he was never allowed to outshine the talent in WCW as well as WWE . He is really good at these heel promos . It really seems like a shoot . He says that he will make Cena suffer at No Way Out and even guarantees it . Michael Cole tells them that John Cena is headed towards the arena .
As Christian comes towards the ring , we are shown footage from Over The Limit of how he won the IC Title .
Christian vs Jack Swagger
These two had some great matches in 2009 . Christian wins after a big frog splash . *1/2
Ryback vs A Couple of Jobbers
Good god Ryback is awesome . Ryback wins with his double-running samoan drop . FUN SQUASH
And now a from the vault match .
From December 1989 : Rick Martel vs Brutus Beefcake
Nice to see classic gems on Smackdown . Don't know if they get this in the US though . Rick Martel wins . 3/4*
Damien Sandow vs Tyson Kidd
Hopefully this'll get some time . Sandow is awesome . And Sandow wins in a couple of minutes . 1/2*
Cena has arrived and bursts into Big Johnny's office , but no one is there .
It's nice seeing John Cena on Smackdown once again . Big Johnny comes out to say he sent Big Show home so that the main event was kept safe for Sunday . John knocks out Big Johnny with a punch .
Fun Smackdown that helped build up No Way Out this Sunday .
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